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Codex 3Johnlee (Property of 3JV Productions, LTD © 2010)

Property of 3JV Productions, LTD © 2010

So it’s like this: everything I know about math and physics and all that is as follows: everything is made up of ones and zeroes. And they get rearranged when you say things in a certain way. One of the five basic principle movements of “How to Curse Like Johnlee” is replacing the one and zero with Shit and Fuck. Given that the world is pretty much dependent on computers which talk to each other in a language of very fast ones and zeroes and how crazy complex the world is, hey, look, all this complexity is an extension of Shit and Fuck.

The first step is: “Fruit Equals You’re a Motherfucker” simplified into “Fruit Equals Motherfucker”… that initial thought evolved into “Everything Equals Fucked” (or Fuck Squared) which was amusing to me because quantifying the/a fuck and assigning a set value to it? And this includes the factoring in of the possibility of a future state of “Fucking”

A few years later, I have copyrighted the theory and a series of t-shirts as well as a primer. The t-shirts also delve into madness; applying this special logic to emotions. Trying to find a pattern or at least, something that has a similar shape. I have cleverly disguised these bits of sheer sanity as phrases that don’t directly involve words like Shit and Fuck which some find offensive; just like science is offended by certain aspects of religion and vice versa.

But, who can argue with the truth of, “Death is an immunological response to life” or “The human brain is complex. MOTHERFUCKER.” I had a malarky of whimsy with, “Love is like electricity; I like it until I have direct contact with it.”

This is merely the tip of the tip of the iceberg, as I am well aware I am posting this online and through a series of MANY ‘shitfuckfucker’ it will be further evidenced by a link on one of my Facebook pages. There are several keys which are Not Included here. I just wanted to put it out there because I recently began reading about Stephen Wolfram and his book, “A New Kind of Science” has some eerie parallels to what I’ve been thinking about. They’re not related except in their effect: seeing reality in a different manner of seeing…seeing seeing as a different kind of sense.

One of the interviews about this work (which was recorded sometime during the past year) may go online soon.

Here’s a last freebie for you: “Set the Shit on Fuck” (root of “…Fuck like a Motherfucker Goddamnit…”) “Fruit = Motherfucker; because it can, does and therefore, will. QED.” The full-length theorem will be published within the next year or so. I sincerely hope you all will be part of the 3JV.

 

Thank You.

 

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